I Kissed a Dog & I Liked It
July 10th, 2008 -- by J*B*
I kissed a dog
And I liked it
Taste of her kibble breakfast.
I kissed a dog
Just to try it
Hope my cat doesn’t mind it.
To the tune of Katy Pery’s “I Kissed a Girl,” naturally.
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August 8th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Cute poem! I publish a pet magazine in Houston and I appreciate a good play on words!
Michelle
http://www.houstonpettalk.com
August 8th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Good Site
September 1st, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I certainly like that song a lot better than the original. Can’t stand it! Yours on the other hand brought a smile to my face.
November 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 am
Great song, very cute. Thank you. Larry Clockwant
December 6th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Kiss him everyday so that he will know you love him!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oyTI0YlBU
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:11 am
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February 9th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
To funny! very cute photo as well!
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:56 pm
I laughed before even getting to read the poem. Then the stupid one (the other song) came into my head to ruin it so I had to read yours again. Thank you
April 21st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Kiss that puppy–but protect them too!
Micro-chipping is only good “after” the pets been rescued and is in a safe place that hopefully has the proper scanner to read that brand of chip. It’s good to have but needs an exterior tag for best results.
There’s a great new pet id tag called Pawtags Rescue at www.pawtags.com. Each tag has its own ID number and 24/7 Live Operator toll free number. You can list up to ten contact numbers, rabies id, city licensing, micro-chip and Vet-Med info in your pet profile. It’s private and used only by the Operators to rescue your pet.
They also have a great PAWS Alert Lost pet auto-poster for members and the only ones with a nationwide zip code search program that gives you every Animal Control facility within 50 square miles—that’s the only place your pet will end up at.
All this for only $10 for lifetime guaranteed tag and first year Live Operator Rescue service. Its only 19.99 at any time to upgrade to a Lifetime membership. Tags are cool and weatherproof and transferable.
Good deal and nice knowing your pet has a live 24/7 team to protect them. Kind of like the Verizon commercials! Cool
April 27th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
hmm, seems like JohnC works for this pawtags company! Hate it when people use a blog to sell their product… aaaaaaaaah
April 27th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Me too!!
May 7th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
lol that was cute and much better then the orignal… can’t count how many times i have to change the channel on my radio a day when it comes on!!
May 13th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Below is based on the true story…
Toffy is English Cocker Spaniel…
Toffy is sitting on sister’s lap and staring at the webcam to get ready for the consultation.
“I was bought in the foreign country,” Toffy started introducing himself.
“Wow…Toffy talks! It’s awesome!”. Sister went on.”And yes, we bought him in Australia,” sister was so impressed.
“I live with many people,” Toffy continued.
“Toffy lives with us - two sisters and one brother…pretty cool!!!” two sisters said, excited.
“Oh yeah, three girls,” Toffy added.
“No…no…no…only two girls and one boy - my brother,” sister said.
Full story – http://www.mrsdolito.com/consultation-story/toffycomedian.html
Below is based on the true story…
Toto is Black Pomeranian.
Toto spilled out an untold story which shocks everyone….
……
“Somehow I fell something is strange…after we broke up, I lost Toto. And then, later on my ex told me he found him and asked me to pick him up from his place?!…During that time, I didn’t think too much about it. I went to my ex’s place to take Toto back….very weird.” the owner said.
“I still feel it’s very strange. How could this happen? I lost Toto and he found him. I still don’t understand,” the owner continued.
“Actually, he took me away from you after you guys broke up. That time, he still wanted to be with you. He got an idea to kidnap me and get you back…he thought this might works”…Toto spilled out the truth…
Full story – http://www.mrsdolito.com/consultation-story/totofate.html
Below is based on the true story…
Journey is Labrador Retriever and a seeing-eye dog.
This consultation was held on one of the popular TV programs in Taiwan.
The host interviewed Mrs. Dolito, Journey, Journey’s owner, Journey’s trainer, and a lady, who is from seeing-eye dog association in Taiwan.
……
“Last year, a car ran into Journey and I while we were crossing the street on intersection. All of sudden, Journey jumped on me to cover my body, then… she got hit by the car instead of me,” the owner went on. “I touched her body…she was bleeding all over and fell on the floor… I only got a little bruise on my hands. I worried about her so much during that time…the driver drove away immediately, didn’t even stop”
Full story – http://www.mrsdolito.com/consultation-story/journeyseeingeye.html
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July 29th, 2009 at 8:35 am
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August 19th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
i like that song good it is like the song i kiss a girl and i liked it good song make more and put it in the website …………………………….
October 2nd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Kissing a dog? Where has that dog tongue been? I watched a dog or rather, the dog’s tongue: On poo, on another’s dog butt hole, on dirty garbage bags, in garbage pails, licking hands (anyone’s), licking a dirty kleenix or two, licking dirty bones, sniffing, licking horses poo(and eating it too).
Hey, I like dogs and even care for my daughter’s two but one place that their tongue will never be is anywhere close to me!
Now my daughter does not think too much of this poem so that’s why she makes me report in with PETZcheckIN when caring for her two…
October 6th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Haha, love it, I can see the video already!
October 20th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
What a cute little poem
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November 2nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Cat doesn’t mind . Sweet Poem
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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November 10th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
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November 19th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Haha, nice one indeed. Reminds me of my shitzu who’d go berserk wanting to kiss and lick me straight on the lips.
How’d you come up with the song anyway?
December 14th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE ANIMAL LOVERS!
I really dislike some Christmas Carols and one of the worst is the 12 days of Christmas so I take great delight in rewriting it! (Please do not sing-just read!)
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a highly decorated Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a Partridge which he put in the Christmas tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two turtle Doves who flew to the tree and starting producing more Doves.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four baby kittens that promptly went after the birds in the tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the kittens caused the tree to fall along with the eggs and partridge and doves.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the boyfriend had the nerve to bring me a litter of dogs that went after the kittens and the birds a flying.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the jerk actually brought a litter box, a pooper scooper, and a net to catch the birds a flying.
On the eighth day of Christmas, I gave the jerk,the boot! Threw out the tree, gave the birds to a “bird loving “friend but I still had the kittens and dogs that were making friends.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the boyfriend came back, crawling on his knees and promised me a trip to Hawaii.
On the tenth day of Christmas, I told the boyfriend how I would love to go to Hawaii but I had a bunch of kitties and puppies and had to find somebody willing to care for them.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my boy friend brought to me a name of a petsitter and an eGiftcard to PETZcheckIN.com to assure me that the petsitter is taking care of the puppies and kitties.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, we were in Hawaii, the petsitter has checked in and I got a text from PETZcheckIN telling me that all is well with the puppies and kitties. This may be the best Christmas!!
January 11th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
haha make a music video to go with it and post it on youtube!
January 14th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
I loved your article it has great information. I think you and your readers might be interested in another article I found, about pets and dry eyes.
http://www.whatistheeye.wordpress.com
January 18th, 2010 at 12:24 am
it is a great experience to kiss a dog …..
we should never feel awkward to kiss or hug a dog..
it is good to maintain a healthy relation with pets…
January 26th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
I love kissing but I assure you that my kisses will not be wasted on dog lips. I also love a donkey who truly is an ass and I will not kiss that either. I have a hunky husband and he gets a large share of my kisses. Now if you wish to read more about the ass please subscribe to the RSS feed at http://ickylicks.com
March 5th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
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March 9th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Johnc does work for the Pawtags company !! I know it for a fact.
March 10th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Omg, too funny, great twist on that song!!!
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