Obey!
April 23, 2008 at 4:58 pm by J*B*“You probably realize that you are a mere servant to your dog, and obey their every command. But, did you know that this is merely part of a much larger plot to rule the entire world?”
So says ObeyThePureBreed.com. And, you know something? I’m starting to believe them. I know, I know, it’s merely propaganda, you say. But as I look into the ruthless, yet mesmerizing eyes of my Border Collie, I know now that her cuteness is simply a plot for world domination, and those poor souls who refuse to conform are truly unsafe.
And don’t be fooled, mere humans. The same can be said about your dog, whatever the breed: Chihuahua, Doberman, French Bulldog, Irish Setter, Rat Terrier, Siberian Husky, Visla, and tons more dangerously adorable mixed breeds and purebreds.
Never underestimate your dog’s primal thirst for conquest and yummy doggy treats. Support the revolution and your dog’s radical ideology with a tee or poster of your own. After all, your dog demands it and you must obey.
“Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war!” - W. Shakespeare
