WANTED!
July 24, 2007 at 8:31 pm by J*B*WANTED!
… for kitty trafficking, impersonating a human or multiple toy homicide. Whichever “crime” your dog or cat has committed in the past, (or consistantly commits!) have the world aware of the potential danger of their behavior with their own “Wanted” poster.
Just like the outlaws had in the Wild West, have your dog’s mug shot placed on a custom-made poster, complete with bite marks instead of bullet holes!
All you have to do is check out 1 Cute Pooch online, pick a crime or make up your own, upload your pet’s photo, and let the site take over. They’ll send you the poster and then it’s up to you to spread the word about your criminal canine.
Scout’s is wanted for incessant cat stalking and butt sniffing. I think they may be felonies.
