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Henrietta - The Sexiest Chicken in Town

January 18, 2007 at 3:35 pm by J*B*

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Hello. My name is Henrietta. My turn-ons include long walks through the chicken coop, holistic dinners, shopping at Furr Kids, pointing and laughing at the other “feathered” chickens, and hunky roosters who know how to strut their stuff. Think: Foghorn Leghorn.

Sexy Chick

My turn-offs include the farmer’s dog who keeps grabbing me by my neck and shaking me like I’m some silly dog toy … oh wait a minute …

 

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Candy Hearts for Valentine’s Day

January 18, 2007 at 3:06 pm by J*B*
 

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