Henrietta - The Sexiest Chicken in Town
January 18, 2007 at 3:35 pm by J*B*SFC ISO SMC
Hello. My name is Henrietta. My turn-ons include long walks through the chicken coop, holistic dinners, shopping at Furr Kids, pointing and laughing at the other “feathered” chickens, and hunky roosters who know how to strut their stuff. Think: Foghorn Leghorn.
My turn-offs include the farmer’s dog who keeps grabbing me by my neck and shaking me like I’m some silly dog toy … oh wait a minute …
