Archive for January 18th, 2007

Henrietta - The Sexiest Chicken in Town

January 18, 2007 at 3:35 pm by J*B*

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Hello. My name is Henrietta. My turn-ons include long walks through the chicken coop, holistic dinners, shopping at Furr Kids, pointing and laughing at the other “feathered” chickens, and hunky roosters who know how to strut their stuff. Think: Foghorn Leghorn.

Sexy Chick

My turn-offs include the farmer’s dog who keeps grabbing me by my neck and shaking me like I’m some silly dog toy … oh wait a minute …

 

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Candy Hearts for Valentine’s Day

January 18, 2007 at 3:06 pm by J*B*

It amazes me. I feel like the Christmas/Hanukkah, Kwanza/What Have You season just ended, and already the stores are stocked full of Valentine’s Day products!

So, if you are in the Valentine’s state of mind and want to shop for your furry sweetheart a little early, head on over to Calling All Dogs. Here you will find all kinds of cool dog toys for Valentine’s Day. My fav are the Pastel Heart Throb Dog Toys especially made with this holiday in mind.

Hearts

Inspired by the tasty candy hearts, these pastel colored stuffed toys each display a classic V-Day catchphrase, like “I Love You,” “Be Mine,” “Hug Me,” and “I’m Yours.” And best of all, when the heart is squeezed, your dog will hear “I Love You, I Love You.”

I know, I know. Valentine’s Day is just another Hallmark Holiday telling us to purchase expensive products in order to celebrate our love for one another. But I just love a good excuse to spend my money, don’t you?!

 

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