It’s Elvis Pets!
February 19, 2006 at 9:00 am by DarlaKittCalling all Elvis fans! May I have your attention please?! I have a very important announcement! Elvis Presley Enterprises has licensed a line of dog products, called “Elvis Pets!”
That’s right, folks. You can now order fully licensed pet products directly from Shop Elvis .Com. Straight from the gilded gates of Graceland and onto your puppy’s back. As a huge, and I mean HUGE, Elvis freak, I am extremely excited about this recent discovery.
Deck out your hound dog in a Gold Lame Tux, just like the one Elvis himself wore during a sell-out concert in 1957! It even has Elvis’ signature embroidered on the back! Or dress him up like soldier Tulsa MacLean, the character Elvis played in the 1960 film G.I. Blues, in a standard-issue olive green Army jacket, complete with an embroidered American flag on the back. If your puppy isn’t the clothing-wearing type, no need to fret. He or she can wear the soft nylon “Love Me Tender” collar to show their affection for the King.
And, your dog can even play like the King with his or her very own Blue Suede Shoe plush toy! This adorable shoe features Elvis’ name embroidered on the front and a fun squeaker for maximum interest.
Maybe I’m just a big ol’ Elvis dork, I don’t know, but I hope our readers are as excited about the Elvis Pets stuff as I am. I know the Murphy dog is, because as soon as I started talking about it, his little hips started a’wigglin’ and his floppy lips started a’twitchin,’ which made me start singing to him …
“You ain’t nothing but a Murphy dog, kissing all the time.”
“You ain’t nothing but my stinky dog, farting all the time.”
“Well, you slobber on the couch, but I still love that you’re mine!”
God, I’m such a geek…
