Me & My Pink Bed
November 8, 2005 at 10:21 pm by J*B*Hello, Darlings. Don’t you just love my new, glorious bed? Of course you do. Look at it… but more important; look at me in it. Don’t I look absolutely fabulous in pink? Ahhh… but I have to say, this bed is top notch. Mother really has outdone herself this time. Not like the time she brought home that other bed. It was all dark blue and had a completely unacceptable cushion filled with… oh, dare I say it… polyester. Polyester?! Who does she think I am, the dog? Polyester will not do, so I simply had to pee on it.
You see being the gorgeous creature that I am, I must have softness, elegance, vivacious colors, and yes, faux fur will do quite nicely, thank you. Or, should I thank that adorable pet boutique in Baltimore… oh dear… what is its name again? Oh yes, Pet Chic for having the good taste to carry beds worthy enough for my liking. Kudos, Pet Chic, kudos.
Now then mother, stop staring at me with those big, adoring eyes and come pet my luxurious fur before I change my mind and hack up a fur ball in your brand-new Manolos. Oh, mother, I’m just kidding. I would never do that… or would I?
